Boxcy and the BBG Dogs

At the Tops home in Celestial City Boxcy got a called from Queen Zeta of the Intergalactic Angels; she has a very special mission for Boxcy to do.


Zeta: Boxcy. The mission I give to you is confidential and is yours to take on alone. This training will teach you a very valuable lesson and if you succeed you will earn a medal for your training. Now then are you ready for your briefing?

Boxcy: I am. What is it? Is it some lousy mug I have to fight? Some bomb I have to defuse?

Zeta showed Boxcy a picture of four dog people, all wrapped up in bags, tied up with ropes and gagged with large white cloths over their mouths.

Zeta: From left to right are Sora, Kairi, Riku, and Felicia the immortal dogs. They have special immortality and powers.

Boxcy: Wow! And by the picture someone kidnapped them for ransom right?

Zeta: No actually they have a…fling so they did this to themselves.

Boxcy: What? You mean they are into that sort of thing? Then they are not in any danger? They are just doing this for some kind of enjoyment?

Zeta: In a way yes.

Boxcy: Okay…me and my brothers dealt with some strange situations before but this takes it.

Boxcy arrives at the house where he is met up with two poodle women. Both of them have pink-fluff collars around their wrists, legs, and neck but one of them done her afro in a shape of a square and the other a shape of a triangle.

Boxcy: Uh…who are you two?

Square hairdo poodle woman: I am Mary.

Triangle hairdo poodle woman: I’m Sherri.

Mary: We help take care of the BBG dogs from time to time.

Sherri: And today we are your translators. Since you don’t know gag-talk.

Boxcy: Gag-talk? YEESH! Okay let’s get started.

Boxcy and the two poodle women enters into the house where Boxcy sees the four bagged and gagged dogs sitting on a couch watching TV.  They all looked up and saw Boxcy.

Sora/Kairi/Riku/Felicia: MMMMMRRPH! MMMRRRPH!

Boxcy: Hold on let me take those gags off of ya.

Boxcy tried to pull off the gags off of Sora but he discovers that the gag would not be moved. No matter how hard he pulled, and pulled.

Boxcy: Good grief I’m a triceratops surely a piece of cloth can’t be hard for me to pull off.

Sherri: No but you forget those are magical bonds. They can’t be removed so they are stuck like that for eternity.  Luckily they are immortals so that won’t bother them.

Boxcy: Well I was sent here on a mission and if it’s to help these guys get out of those bags I’ll do it...by the way what did they say to me before?

Mary: They said “Hello there!”

Boxcy: Oh…okay I’m here to get you mugs out of those bags and that’s what I’m going to do.

Boxcy went in and brought out a pair of scissors and started working on Kairi.

Boxcy: Now this will work just a few snips on the bag and she’ll be out in no…time?

But when he tried to cut the bag the scissors broke in half.

Boxcy: I didn’t even squeeze that hard.

Kairi: MMMMMMMPH! MMRRRHHMMPH!

Boxcy: What did she say?

Sherri: She said “I need to use the bathroom.”

Boxcy: Well I’m working as fast as I can sister so you’ll have to wait until…HEY!

Boxcy sees Kairi bouncing off towards the bathroom and somehow manage to close the door behind her. Boxcy walk up and knocked on the door.

Boxcy: Hold up you can’t go to the bathroom like that. You might wet yourself come on let me help get you…

Before he could finish he heard the toilet flushing and then bouncing out of the bathroom Kairi looked happy and satisfied. Boxcy looked back and forth from Kairi to the bathroom feeling confuse.

Boxcy: No…no it’s just not possible…it couldn’t be. How…how did she? On second thought no I might not like the answer.

Boxcy thought up another idea. He went to the gardening shed and brought out a pair of hedge clippers to cut the ropes.

Boxcy: Okay let’s see if they enchanted enough to stop these babies. Now hold still Riku.

He took the hedge clippers and tried to cut the ropes. But the magical bonds are keeping the clippers from even scratching the ropes.

Boxcy: * Straining* OKAY…IT’S…WORKING…IT’S….WORKING…IT’S…

Suddenly the clippers broke in half as the piece of clippers got stuck in Sherri’s hair.

Boxcy: Not working…sorry.

Sherri: That’s okay.

Boxcy: Okay new plan…I got it.

Boxcy went and grabbed a hammer and a metal stake and laid Felicia on the table.

Mary: What are you doing?

Boxcy: Reacting the scene from Dracula. What you think? I’m going to chisel her out of this mess.

Felicia: MMMMMRRPH! MMMMMMMFFFFPPH!

Boxcy: What did she say?

Sherri: She said be careful.

Boxcy: Don’t worry I won’t hurt you.

Felicia: MMMMMFFFFPPPH!

Sherri: She said she was more concern about you getting hurt.

Boxcy: What? Come on how can I get hurt?

Boxcy aimed the stake at the rope and bag. As soon as he pounded the heavy hammer it broke up and flung upward into the air than it landed on Boxcy’s head creating a big lump. Sherri, Mary, Sora, Kairi, Riku and Felicia all gasped and giggled as Boxcy wanders around the room.

Boxcy: * Slurred* Whatever it is you were about to say…don’t say it! UGH! * Faints*

After recovering Boxcy paces back and forth wondering on what to do next.

Boxcy: Hmm…if I can’t cut them off. I’ll pull them off!

Boxcy secured Sora, Kairi, Riku and Felicia and then grabbing each of their bags he uses his super speed powers to zoom outside. Stretching the bags as far as he can, he went around fire hydrants, cars, people, buildings, he even stretch the bags across deserts, cities, fields, and even a huge lake until he reached to a mountain top.

Boxcy: HOLY CRUD! JUST HOW FAR CAN THESE THINGS STRETCH?! ALMOST GOT…JUST…A…FEW…MORE…STATELINES…TO…GO…OVER….MUST…TALK…LIKE…I’M…CONSTAPATED!

Suddenly he slipped and soon he was dragged all the way back to the house where he flew over the BBG dogs and crashed into a wall. They hopped over to him.

Sora: MMMMMRRRPH? (You okay?)

Boxcy: You know I’ve felt better…oh great now I’m starting to pick up on their language.

After a while Mary and Sherri fixed everyone sandwiches and glasses of milk and cookies for lunch.

Mary: Lunchtime!

Boxcy: Are you two pulling some kind of sick joke? How can they eat? I mean it’s not like they can enjoy a meal with gags on their mouths so…huh?

He notices that their sandwiches were gone and the glasses of milk were emptied all ready. He looks at their faces and it seems they were chewing.

Boxcy: What the? How did they do that? I have to know okay here Sora here is your cookie now how did you four pull that stunt off?

Boxcy held Sora’s cookie to his gagged mouth. Suddenly the cookie slipped past the gag and Sora is eating the cookie.

Boxcy: YIKES! He…he absorbed the cookie! He even looks like he’s eating it…I’m almost too scared to ask how they even floss…okay I got an idea.

Sherri: Okay….this should be good.

Boxcy borrow a blowtorch and tries to burn the ropes off. But he ended up burning himself up.

Kairi: MMMFFF MMMMFFF MMMMPH? (Need anything Boxcy?)

Boxcy: Yeah…burnt ointment! Lots and lots of ointments.

Then Boxcy being desperate took a chain saw and tries once more to cut the ropes but it slipped out of his hands when he tried and it cut a hole around him and he felled into the basement.

Boxcy: STUPID CHEAP CHAINSAWS!

Next Boxcy try using butter and pour them into the dogs bags to slip them out. But it didn’t worked and he was the one ending up slipping all over the house until he fell into the hole from the chainsaw incident.

Boxcy: STUPID BUTTER!

Boxcy was starting to feel frustrated as he lined the bagged and gagged dogs outside and then he came back with a tractor.

Boxcy: This shovel from this thing should be strong enough to cut the bonds.

Boxcy set the tractor at full steam and lowered the shovel to pick up the dogs. But no sooner when it touched Sora the machine felled apart with Boxcy looking shock and still grasping on to the wheel.

Boxcy: CURSE YOU JOHN DEER!

Sherri: Ready to give up?

Mary: Are you calling it quit?

Boxcy: NEVER!

Boxcy tried many attempts, from bazookas, to jack hammers, laser cutters, he even used dynamite but they all back fired on him from him getting burn, smashed, bashed and blown up. Soon Boxcy was panting and gasping from exhaustion but mostly from frustrations.

Boxcy: THAT’S IT! I QUIT! I GIVE UP!

Riku: MMMMMPH! MMMMFFPPPP! MMMRRRPH! (Thought you said you never give up!)

Boxcy: Look you wrapped up hot dogs I’ve tried everything but saying “Open Sesame!” I quit! I…I can’t free you guys I failed okay. It’s just something that is out of my control. But it looks like you four are okay with this…weird scenario. So I’m okay with it too.

Suddenly he heard clapping. It came from Zeta as she gave him a medal.

Zeta: Good job Boxcy you passed your mission. You’ve learn from your training that there are something’s in life that is out of our control and that we can’t always be successful, but we never let one time failures get the best of us. So here is your medal that proves you passed your training.

Boxcy: THAT WAS THE TRAINING?! Of all the stupid…UGH! Oh well thanks your highness.

Kairi: MMMMFFPH! MMMRRRPH! (We like you Boxcy. You’re silly!)

Suddenly the BBG dogs huddled around Boxcy snuggling up to him.

Boxcy: Um…what are they doing?

Mary: Don’t you see?

Sherri: They’re hugging you.

Boxcy: Okay…this feels weird. Not comfortable…not comfortable you hear me? Not comfortable!

Felicia and Kairi gave him a kiss.

Boxcy: Okay…slightly less not comfortable.

The End.