In a beautiful land of a foggy Scotland setting Carla is driving her SUV with her sons the Tops as they approach the famous lake known as Loch Ness. Carla was assign by her follow scientists to find out reports about the lake being polluted.
Carla: Oh boys isnt Scotland beautiful?
Boxcy: Yeah but its too girly.
Curly: Duh why do you say that?
Boxcy: Look at all the guys around this land. They are all wearing those stupid looking plaid skirts.
Toppy: Those are called kilts. I read its one of their traditional clothes around here.
Socky: Sales at JC Pennys again ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Toppy: But more than that is it true that there is another dinosaur out here like us Mom?
Carla: Oh you must have read about the legendary Loch Ness Monster hmm?
Toppy: Yeah it looks like a Plesiosaur we once met. Remember her fellas?
Boxcy: Oh yeah I remember. Her name was Pli-pli.
Carla: Pli-pli?
Curly: Duh in dinosaur it means Great Swimmer.
Socky: She sure was man, a great swimmer man, an excellent swimmer man. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Toppy: Anyway Pli-pli was stuck on a beach due to a bad thunderstorm. Well lucky for her we were passing by the ocean when we saw her. At first we thought she was going to eat us but it turns out her kind only eats fish and such so we were not on her menu. Still she was in trouble so the boys and me help drag her back to the water. Shortly after that we kind of became good friends but we move on looking for a herd of our own to call home.
Carla: Quite a story. Well I dont think well be seeing any Loch Ness Monster boys. There have been numerous sightings of Nessie for years but there has been actual proof that it exists. Even if there were a monster it might be dead by now since the sightings began hundreds of years ago.
Carla checked the boys into a hotel as the Tops help carry the luggages to their rooms.
Carla: Now boys I have want to get into a shower before we head out for the lake tomorrow. You four can look around the hotel but dont stray too far.
Tops: Okay Mom.
Carla: Oh and dont talk to strangers.
Tops: Okay Mom.
Carla: And be sure to wear clean underwear.
Tops: MOM!
The Tops left to check out the hotel. Just then they got greeted by a messenger lady who appears to be a white-fur cat woman with a long wavy black hair tied up in a long ponytail.
Messenger: Excuse me mousiours. But you have ze message at ze front desk.
Toppy: For us? Thanks.
Boxcy: I thought we were in Scotland. Whats with the French accent?
Curly: Duh I dont know maybe shes Scottish/French.
Socky: Hey dudes maybe we got chicken and curly fries at the front desk.
Tops: OH! Its our favorite food.
In the world, world, world.
Its the greatest treat for every boy and girl.
Its a really nice surprise.
To have chicken and curly fries.
So stand back now.
As we have our chow, chow, CHOW-WOW-OH-WOW!
EAT NOW!
The Tops are at the front desk to be greeted by a tall muscular white-fur dog man with short black hair. He seems to be American.
Dog-man: Are you four the Tops?
Tops: Yeah?
Dog-man: Good follow us.
Just then the cat messenger woman arrives as both she and the dog-man escort the Tops to a backroom. They are seated to four waiting chairs as the Dog man and the cat lady reveal themselves.
Dog man: I am Ace and this is my partner Queenie.
Queenie: We are sent here by our employers to recruit you four for a special mission. No?
Tops: Huh?
Ace: You four had dealt with numerous monsters have you not?
Toppy: Yeah but
Ace: Good because this is a secret mission.
Ace pulls out a camera/video device that shows them a picture of one of their enemies Dr. Mutato, a human plastic surgeon mad scientist who accidentally turns his head into a giant potato.
Ace: This as you four known as Dr. Mutato who uses plastic surgeon skills to turn people or animals into mutant monsters. We believe he is after the famous Loch Ness Monster.
Tops: You mean its real?
Queenie: She is as real as you and I are our young friends.
Boxcy: But what makes you mugs think he is after the Loch Ness Monster?
Ace: Not just the monster but believe he is after her eggs as well. We have been secretly monitoring him for unusual things, he has purchase a submarine, large steel nets, and he left his notepad in one of his hideouts saying: I Dr. Mutato shall find the Loch Ness Monsters eggs, hatch it, and turn it into one of my unstoppable mutant creations. BWA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! I am brilliant, I AM BRILLIANT Im a genius AN EVIL GENIUS! Then he just filled the rest of his notepad with his evil laughter.
Tops: Thats Mutato all right.
Ace: So your assignment is to go out into the lake and look out for Dr. Mutato and stop him.
Queenie: Wait my darling have we forgotten anything?
Ace: Right you four will receive special code-names.
Tops: Cool! We get code-names.
Ace: Toppy you shall be named Rock Justice.
Toppy: Sweet!
Boxcy: Hey what about me?
Ace: You, your code name are Pooky-bear.
Boxcy: What?
Socky: Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha man thats a dumb name for a dummy.
Boxcy: Why you Ill
Ace: And Socky is Oinky-doinky!
Socky: What?
Boxcy: Hah!
Curly: Duh what about me?
Ace: You are Duh-duh.
Curly: Duh I am? I thought my name was Curly all the time.
Toppy: Well do our best sir
hey when do we set out for Loch Ness?
Queenie: Right now.
Suddenly the Tops are strapped to their chairs and trap doors open up from underneath them. They suddenly slid into a tunnel and landed on a speedboat that took them through a secret tunnel that lead them straight into Loch Ness.
The chairs un-strapped themselves from the Tops as they look around the lake.
Boxcy: Boy those spy-type characters dont fool around.
Curly: Duh have you seen my stomach?
Socky: I think its back there with mine. UGH!
Toppy: Well you heard those two we got to keep an eye out for Dr. Mutato and see if he has stolen the monsters egg.
Curly: Duh Toppy! Duh do lakes have eyes?
Toppy: No why do you ask?
Curly points down at the lake to show him a pair of huge yellow eyes staring at the Tops they suddenly realize that they are in trouble.
Tops: Uh-oh!
The monster emerged its long snake-like neck from the water, snapping the Tops and their boat into the air. The Tops held on to each other for dear life as the boat descends back to the water. Then it suddenly died down; the Tops look around the murky fog for any signs of the monster or movement in the fog. Things have become ghostly quiet for our three-horn friends.
Toppy: Its okay I think the monster is gone now.
Boxcy: At least our boat is still intact. What part of the lake are we at anyways?
Toppy: I have no idea fellas. This fog is so thick you can cut it with a knife.
Socky: Really?
Socky took out a butter knife and cut a piece of fog off.
Socky: Cool, ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Curly: Duh hey I hear something.
Toppy: You do? What?
Curly: Duh sounds like something is weeping.
Socky: You mean someone is crying?
Boxcy: Who is crying out here?
Toppy: One way to find out. Come on boys lets row.
The Tops row their way to the crying sound. They kept rowing until they gently bumped into something hard and solid.
Boxcy: Hey I think we found land.
Toppy: Good at least we can have some ground under our feet. Come on let set ashore.
They climb on the land; the Tops notice that the land is wet and squishy. They climbed what seems to be a large hill until they reach to the source of the crying.
Toppy: Hey excuse us. Were lost around here have you seen the Loch Ness Monster? It kind of toss us up in the air and we were sent to help save it from some mad doctor and
Suddenly the fog cleared up showing the Tops a horrible discovery. They are standing on top of the Loch Ness Monster itself. The monster peered at the Tops causing them to scream like little girls. The Tops turn around and headed back to their boat; they got into the boat and started rowing.
Toppy: QUICKLY MEN! ROW FOR YOUR LIVES!
The Tops started rowing; but they only ended up spinning in a small circle.
Curly: Duh we are rowing the wrong way.
Toppy: Then reverse!
The Tops made the boat spin the other way.
Toppy: Now were getting somewhere.
The Tops spun the boat onto shore. Then they ran on foot into the thick woods where they caught their breaths.
Toppy: Some superheroes we are. Hey wait a minute I just remember something.
Boxcy: Whats that?
Toppy: We got superpowers. Why the heck did we run away from a lake monster for? We fought scarier beasts than that thing. Why we faced aliens, mutants, demons, unearthly villains, and nasty sorcerer or two. Boys what are we? Are we men? Or are we mice?
Socky: Throw a piece of cheese on the ground and youll find out. * Gets kick by Boxcy* OUCH!
Toppy: Look we got a mission to do and were not going give up until we find Dr. Mutato.
Boxcy: Hey listen.
The Tops hear laughter coming within the deep part of the forest. The Tops follow the sound until they saw a campsite. Within the camp is none other than Dr. Mutato holding a baby size Loch Ness monster trap in a cage. The poor baby is weeping as the hockey-mask wearing zombie guards patrol the cage.
Dr. Mutato: BWAH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAH! At last I Dr. Mutato shall become the most evil mad scientist in the world. I will mutate this beast into one of my most deadly creations ever. Then with it by my side I will RULE THE WORLD! HOO HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! I am brilliant, I AM BRILLIANT! Im a genius AN EVIL GENIUS!
Boxcy: That jerk let me at him.
Toppy: Cool it Boxcy. That must be why that monster was crying her baby was kidnapped. The poor thing Dr. Mutato must have found the monsters nest and hatched one of its eggs.
Curly: Duh how are we going to rescue it.
Toppy: I got an idea. Socky heres what you do.
Dr. Mutato was admiring his prize when he suddenly hears a noise. Then out of the bushes is Socky dress as a salesman holding a briefcase.
Socky: * southern accent* Howdy I say howdy son my name is Rob Ublind the traveling salesman guy. Howdy do my friend you look like the kind of man who can use a potato peeler.
Dr. Mutato: WHAT? Over my dead body you
Socky: Then hows about a genuine scalpel used by the legendary Dr. Giggles?
Dr. Mutato: Dr. Giggles? I admired his work.
Socky: And I got sponges, gauzes, medical scissors, and all kinds of plastic surgery tools all the hot young doctors like yourself cant do without.
Dr. Mutato: Oh boy where are they?
Socky: Right here in my briefcase.
Dr. Mutato: All right open it up and let me have it.
Socky: * normal voice* You got it.
Socky opens up the briefcase that unleashes a spring loaded cream pie that splatters over Dr. Mutatos face. Curly and Boxcy took out the guards as Toppy freed the baby Loch Ness Monster. As Dr. Mutato tries to wipe the pie off his face Socky pushed him into the cage as the Tops push the guards in the cage with Mutato and they lock the cage up.
Dr. Mutato: THE TOPS? Curse you! Let me out of here!
Toppy: Sure we will right after we take this guy to its momma.
The Tops carried the baby Loch Ness monster to the lake where the mother is crying. The Loch Ness baby let out a squeal that attracted the Mothers attention. She happily swam to her baby as it swam up to its mother. It cuddled and cooed as the Loch Ness Monster looks at the Tops.
Loch Ness Monster: Toppy? Is that you?
Toppy: Huh? How did you know my name?
Loch Ness Monster: And Boxcy, Curly and Socky too? Tops its me dont you remember me?
The Tops look at the monster at a closer examination.
Tops: Pli-pli?
Pli-pli: Yes its me.
Tops: WOW! Did you grown.
Pli-pli: And you four
well
um
well I havent seen you four in over 65 million years but Im sure you must have grown.
Toppy: Wow Pli-pli how did you survived extinction?
Pli-pli: Strangest thing. My kind and me where swimming under water. Then suddenly the world has gotten colder and colder, so cold that some of our watering holes we hang out were frozen with us in it. No sooner the lakes finally unfroze we discovered that the whole world changed around us. These strange new land creatures frighten us so, which is why we only come out at night or when its foggy so they dont catch us and hurt us.
Toppy: Oh we think these new land creatures are friendlier than you gave credit. But its great to see you.
Pli-pli: And you too. Thank you for saving my baby for me. But please Tops dont tell anyone that we are here. We want our privacy.
Tops: Uh
sure.
Boxcy: * whisper* Should we tell her that most people all ready know they are here?
Toppy: * Whispers* No let them be on their own. They are happier that way.
As their friend along with her baby submerge under water the Tops are greeted by Ace and Queenie.
Ace: Good work you four. Our people took Dr. Mutato into custody.
Queenie: Oui and if you four are ever looking for jobs in our secret service.
Tops: We give you a call?
Queenie: No sillies. We give you a call.
Then a helicopter appear taking Ace and Queenie back to their headquarters with Dr. Mutato in custody. The Tops can hear him yelling.
Dr. Mutato: I REGRET NOTHING!
The Tops made it back to the hotel. They traveled so far that they are tired and sleepy. They check back into their room and flopped on their beds.
Then Carla came in dress in a traditional Scottish traditional womens clothing. She opens the curtains for the sun to shine in the room.
Carla: Okay boys its time for us to go to lake loch ness
boys?
She finds the Tops fast asleep in their beds all snoring their heads off.
Carla: Boys? Wake up! Dont you want to find the Loch Ness Monster? Honestly sometimes its like I have boys with a double life for sons.
The End.














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