Piano Boys

At the school in Celestial City a plane was carrying a piano for delivery to be given to a pianist to perform at the School Music appreciation day. But the plane places it on the roof by mistake and the principle known to the students as Principle Greenbean was not very happy about it. He was ranting to the delivery service for messing up the order.

Principle Greenbean: Great gadfry you people were not suppose to leave it on the roof. We wanted it here on the ground floor at the auditorium. We got none other than Mr. Falsetto Pizzah to perform for Music Appreciation day and he is waiting for it as we speak. Now what are you going to do about it? Uh-huh I see “get it yourselves.” THAT’S A FINE HOW DO YOU DO!

He hangs up the phone in anger as he paces back and forth in his office.

Principle Greenbean: Oh the entire stupid idiotic ordeal. I don’t have time for this I need to get some students to go up there and get it for me…wait I know just the four.

He goes over to his announcing booth to make a special announcement.

Principle Greenbean: Attention students. Would the Tops please come into my office?

Later the Tops came in, crawling on their hands and knees.

Tops: WE DIDN’T DO IT WE TELL YA!

Toppy: We’ve been frame.

Boxcy: You ain’t got nothing on us copper.

Curly: Duh we got enemies.

Socky: Half of the lies they tell about us aren’t true. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Principle Greenbean: About what?

Tops: Whatever it is you’re accusing us of.

Principle Greenbean: You four are not in trouble I call you four here to help me.

Tops: You mean we wasted all that stuff for nothing?

Principle Greenbean:  * sighs* Look I just need you four to help move the piano that has been place on the roof by mistake and take it to the auditorium. We need it for the concert tonight and Falsetto is waiting to give us his performance of the classic 2nd Hungarian Rhapsody. Can I count on you four to do the job?

Tops: Oh! Sure you can.

The Tops went up to the rooftop to find the piano in place. They try to roll it to the door but the piano was too tall to fit.

Curly: Duh how are we going to get it down?

Socky: Yeah get it down in funky town ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Toppy: Hmm…what we need is an elevator.

Boxcy: * with sarcasm* Oh well I’ll just run down to the nearest service station and pick us some lug nuts while I’m at it.

Toppy: Hmm…I got an idea now what we need is some ropes and a pulley, some reels…

The Tops have gathered the items they needed to move the piano from the rooftop to the ground below. Toppy has his brothers constructed a pulley deal to lift the piano. Toppy and Boxcy are on the roof to help lift the piano, which is tied to a rope, which below Socky and Curly are both waiting to pull the rope and to lower the piano safely off the roof.

Meanwhile few of their Cat girl friends happen to walk by Nyu, Fifi, and Zamie who are watching to see what the Tops are up to.

Nyu: Hey what is going on?

Fifi: I don’t know but if I got the Tops figure out it’s something silly.

Zamie: Lets go ask them.

As the cat girls approach Curly and Socky. Back on top, Toppy and Boxcy have manage to gently lift the piano and are on top of it to help lower the piano while Curly and Socky both kept a tight grip on the anchor rope to keep it from falling.

Socky: * straining* Man this thing weighs a ton.

Curly: Duh don’t worry Socky duh I’m right here helping you.

Zamie: Hey Curly what are you guys doing?

Curly: Duh we’re…

Curly accidentally let go of the rope which sends Socky flying upward as the piano with Boxcy and Toppy on it falls to the ground. Luckily it was close to the ground and it landed safely. But poor Socky was sent flying high in the air and he crash-landed on both Boxcy and Toppy.

Curly: Duh as I was saying we were just getting a piano off the roof.

Curly and the girls rush up to the trio to check on them.

Curly: Duh are you okay?

Boxcy: No I love having heart attacks. Ask another stupid question.

Curly: Duh okay what you do want us to do now?

Toppy: Now we need to get it to the auditorium. Now come on boys let’s each take a side and lift!

The Tops carried it on top of the school’s front steps and set it in front of the doors. The Tops gasped and stop for a moment to catch their breaths.

Fifi: I’m surprise on how strong you four are.

Toppy: Hey we’re small but we’re strong.

Zamie: And being triceratops helps a bit too right?

Toppy: Right!

Nyu: Hey guys where is your school auditorium?

Boxcy: Downstairs why?

Nyu: Look at the sign down the hallway.

Nyu pointed out to a sign on an elevator that said “OUT OF ORDER!” The Tops groaned in misery.

Toppy: Well there is the other elevator at the end of the school hall. We’ll use that one come on guys and push.

The Tops started pushing the piano towards the hallway with their cat friends following behind them.

Nyu/Fifi/Zamie: * To the viewers* Beware folks. Comical and violent sight gags are about to commence.

As the Tops continue to push the piano up ahead is a skunk girl prancing about the hallway. Not realizing she is releasing her skunk smell in the air. As she passes by the Tops her tail brush against Toppy’s nose filling his nostrils with a foul stench.

Toppy: OH YUCK! Curly if you were going to fart warn us first.

Boxcy: Oh gross I can smell it from here.

Socky: Man it’s smells like my room ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Curly: Duh shut up it wasn’t me.

Socky: Well it smells like you.

Curly: Duh you must have farted.

Socky: Did not!

Boxcy: Yeah you did it admit it.

Toppy: He who smells it delts it.

Curly: Duh he who denies it lies it.

The Tops began arguing each other they let go of the piano and it starts to roll down the hall. The Tops stop for a moment to see the piano rolling away from them.

Tops: HEY STOP!

The Tops gave chase to the piano as it rolls into the kitchen. It knocks over some lunch ladies carrying trays of food. The food splattered on top of the Tops. The Tops emerges from the kitchen each eating the school lunches.

Toppy: Boy it’s a good thing for us today’s pizza Tuesday.

Boxcy: Hey where did the piano go?

They see another one of their feline friends Chibi Punk the cheetah girl.

Boxcy: Hey did you see a piano?

Chibi: Was it this tall? Painted black? Has black and white piano keys and is playing 2nd Hungarian Rhapsody?

Tops: Yeah!

Chibi: Haven’t seen it.

Tops: Darn it!

Suddenly they saw the rolling piano passing them by. Scaring Chibi into jumping upon Toppy’s arms. Boxcy and Socky gave chase as Curly checks on Chibi.

Curly: Duh it’s okay Chibi you can get off of Toppy now.

Chibi: Shush Curly! * Cuddles up to Toppy* I’m still scared.

Toppy: * blushes* I…err…um…gulp!

Boxcy and Socky chased until they both caught up with the piano. They jump on board and rode it like a surfboard.

Socky: COWABUNGA DUDES! AH HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

Boxcy: DUCK!

Socky: Where?

Boxcy duck as Socky got knock off by a low doorway. Boxcy look back to see Socky is okay.

Boxcy: I mean keep your head down you dolt! That’s what happens when you don’t pay attention to your surroundings. Like I do.

Suddenly Boxcy got knock off by another low doorway, as he fell facedown to the floor the Piano continues to roll away. Socky catches up with Boxcy to help him to his feet.

Boxcy: Ugh…what happen?

Socky: You paid attention to your surroundings. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. * Gets hit by Boxcy* OW!

The Tops regrouped to figure out where the piano might have rolled.

Toppy: Okay we’re here the piano has rolled into this hallway that leads to…the library.

Curly: Duh it probably doesn’t even have a card.

Boxcy: Come on we’ll cut it off at the pass.

Boxcy and Socky circle to the other side while Toppy and Curly chased it towards the library. Boxcy and Socky enter at the other side of the library as Curly and Toppy chased the piano. The piano knocked some library shelves that fell on top of both Boxcy and Socky.

Toppy: GUYS! You okay say something?

Boxcy and Socky both got up with books stuck to their horns.

Socky: Man talk about hitting the books. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Curly: Duh that piano is out of control. Duh what do we do?

Toppy: What else AFTER IT!

The Tops gave chase to the piano that cuts through the gym. The Tops hop on board the piano and steer it into the nearest room.

Boxcy: Hey we got it to finally stop rolling.

Curly: Duh where are we?

Suddenly they hear girls screaming they look around discovered where they are.

Tops: WOW! THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM!

The Tops rushed out with the piano while being pelted by bars of soap, brushes, combs and make-up kits.

The Tops hurried over to the auditorium while the Principle Greenbean is waiting with Nyu, Zamie, Fifi, Chibi, and Falsetto Pizzah for the piano.

Nyu: Please sir, give the Tops another ten minutes.

Zamie: Yeah I’m sure they’ll be here.

Principle Greenbean: Oh where are those four buffoons.

Fifi: Don’t worry they won’t let you down.

Principle Greenbean: It’s not them letting me down; it’s them letting those folks out there down.

Chibi: Hey Mr. Pizzah why is your name Falsetto anyway?

Falsetto: * high-pitch voice* Oh I was involve in a freak helium balloon accident as a child if not for my piano skills I be out of work.

Principle Greenbean: What is taking the Tops so long?

The Tops rolled the piano towards the elevator of the auditorium but they discovered that this one was out of order as well.

Boxcy: Oh great now how do we get it down?

Toppy: We got to take it to the stairs. Just be careful the three of us will be in the front Curly you got the back. Okay everyone ready? Now pull!

Toppy, Boxcy and Socky kept the piano at bay at the stairs while Curly did his best to keep the piano from rolling.

Toppy: * straining* How it going Curly?

Curly: Duh…I…think…we…should…have…three…in…the…back! Uh-oh guys it’s slipping.

Socky: Don’t let go!

Curly: Duh I’m trying but it’s slipping.

Boxcy: Don’t let go!

Curly: Duh it’s letting go!

Toppy: Don’t let go!

Curly: Duh…don’t tell me tell the piano.

Toppy/Boxcy/Socky: DON’T LET GO!

It was too late the piano slipped out of Curly’s grasp as it chases Toppy, Boxcy and Socky down the stairs. It rolled over them leaving the trio flat as pancakes. Curly help his brothers by flapping them like blankets until they are back to normal.

Toppy: Ugh…which way did it go?

Curly: Duh it went that a way.

Principle Greenbean was pacing back and forth. Wondering where the Tops are with the piano. Suddenly he hears them screaming “LOOK OUT!” He opens the doors to see what the screaming was about when the piano hit him taking him for a wild ride.

Principle Greenbean: HELP! GET ME OFF OF THIS THING! HELP!

The cat girls and Falsetto watches Principle Greenbean roll pass by them.

Falsetto: Mr. Greenbean what are you doing with my piano?

Chibi: Looks like he is taking it for a ride.

Fifi: Think we can help him?

Nyu: No I have a feeling he’ll stop right about…now!

Principle Greenbean rolled off the stage with the piano and it crashes right on the floor. Poor Principle Greenbean was lying in a pile of broken piano parts as the Tops showed up in time.

Greenbean’s face was red with anger as he walked towards the Tops fuming so much that smoke was coming out of his ears.

Zamie: N-now sir, don’t do anything you’ll regret. I’m sure it was all an accident.

Toppy: What are you so mad about? We got it off the roof.

Greenbean: Boys I have a good mind to expel you four from school until you’re all old and gray.

Socky: I’m halfway there I’m all ready gray. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Greenbean: I’ll deal with you four later. Mr. Falsetto please don’t be mad. I’ll make sure the Tops pay for a new piano.

Mr. Falsetto: What for? That wasn’t my piano.

All: HUH?

Mr. Falsetto: My piano is in the back.

Principle Greenbean: B-but what was that other one?

Mr. Falsetto: Oh that one? That was a gift I was donating to your school a piano statue. I had the movers move it to the rooftop because I thought it would look great. So what did you think of it?

Principle Greenbean fainted from the news. Later Falsetto gave out his concert on his real piano as the Tops, Zamie, Nyu, Chibi and Fifi enjoy the concert while Principle Greenbean is still pass out from his fainting spell.

The End.