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In the far distance future of the 24th and ½ century we find one of the legendary heroes of the future. The incredible, the unbelievable, and he promise to pay me 400 bucks for these corny lines. Duck Dodgers (AKA Daffy Duck) as he and his eager young space cadet (AKA Porky Pig) are doing a routine space patrol.
While Cadet is checking the screens, Duck, as usual, is admiring himself in a mirror.
Duck: Hey Cadet which sides do you thinks is my best side? The left or the right?
Cadet: * jokingly* Oh I say the b-b-b-b-back side sir.
Duck: Very funny I…hmm? * Tries to check out his backside of his head* Say I think he’s right it is a pretty good backside.
Suddenly they get a call from Dr. I.Q. Hi who came up with an urgent message on the viewing monitor.
Dr. I. Q. Hi: Dodgers thank goodness I found you.
Duck: Oh is it because I’m the universe greatest hero? That my mad skills are beyond compare? That I am the bravest of all Space Captains?
Dr. I. Q. Hi: No it’s because all the other captains are on the retreat and you’re the only one available, Lord help us all, anyways we just receive word that a new evil villain has emerge and is on his way to your section.
Duck: Who is that?
Dr. I. Q. Hi: Dr. Cyber he was once our research scientist for high-tech equipments and robotic weaponry. But he became obsessed with robots and has turned himself into an all-powerful cyborg. When we trail him for illegally stealing our technology for his evil purpose of turning everyone into robots. He vowed revenge and has escaped from us. No one has heard from him for over 20 years until now.
Cadet: G-g-g-gulp I heard about h-h-h-h-him sir. W-w-what has he been doing after all these y-y-y-y-years?
They gotten their answer when a giant robotic ship appears before earth. In the pilot seat is Dr. Cyber; his face is half flesh and half robot as the rest of his body is cybernetic. He spoke in a mechanical voice that sends shivers of fear down to even the bravest of heroes.
Dr. Cyber: Attention puny earth and mars planets. I am Dr. Cyber I have kidnapped the Martian Queen from Mars and now both of your planets shall be under my command. The future belongs to the machines as I see fit. In other words all of your bases are belong to us. But I have a proposition for you; if one of earth’s heroes can save the Martian Queen and defeat my robotic army I will surrender and be offline forever.
Duck: Oh yeah? Well who is stupid enough to risk his life against a planet size spaceship to save the Martian Queen?
Suddenly he had gotten his answer when a beam from Dr. Cyber’s ship zapped Dodgers and beamed him aboard.
Duck: * weakly* Oh…
He looks up at the viewing screen and saw the Martian Queen held captive by Dr. Cyber.
Martian Queen: You might as well give up now. My love Duck Dodgers will single handily defeat you, you awful brute.
Dr. Cyber: Seriously what do you see in that puny feathers of flesh?
Martian Queen: He makes me laugh.
Dr. Cyber: Ah data compute. Now Dodgers I hope you had a good life because this will be your last moment.
Duck Dodgers look around and saw that giant robotic warriors surround him.
Duck: YIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I’m gonna die. I need…. HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!
At the Heavenly World King Archery of the Intergalactic Angels saw the whole thing.
King Archery: The Tops song mission are GO!
The Tops hop aboard a time machine and travel into the future. They leap out and landed in front of Duck Dodgers dress as the Blues Brothers.
Tops: HEY! Mission: From Future Zero to Hero.
Duck: WAH! I got to save myself…okay; okay I’ll save the universe and the Queen too.
Tops: Are you ready?
Duck: YEAH!
Tops: 3…2…1 GO!
You're running fast and missing but cannot help
convincing.
The reasons you gave me are all wearing thin.
It's not meant to hurt you but let me assure,
It's not what I said but intentions you've read.
Duck Dodgers leaped over some robots and pull out his blasters. He manages to succeed in blowing off their heads but a bigger robot warrior grabbed him. Duck Dodgers look up at a water pipe and blasted it with his blasters. The water short-circuited the robot causing it to rust and fall to pieces.
Martian Queen: He did it!
Dr. Cyber: CURSES! I thought I made that one waterproof.
Duck: Now to find the Queen.
Tops: So when you hold onto the past then you
Will break down what little is left.
There's nothing more you can't ignore,
And say it makes no difference to me.
Duck Dodgers made it the lair of Dr. Cyber where he sees the villain with the Martian Queen held captive. Dr. Cyber unleashes a giant fighting robot at Dodgers but the heroic duck quickly grabbed some cable wires and wrapped them around the robots legs. Causing it to trip and fell on the main controls.
Dr. Cyber: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Duck Dodgers leaped over Dr. Cyber and snatched the Martian Queen. He activated his Jet pack and flew away.
Martian Queen: My hero.
Duck: All in the days work.
Dr. Cyber: I’m not defeated yet puny flesh bag. I activate the self-destruct. You will never escape.
Duck: Never say never! Seriously that’s a bit of a downer.
Tops: Now that you're older life's weighing on your
shoulders.
You can't seem to keep things so perfectly straight.
With most things so basic you might as well face it.
You can't help but worry it's all just begun
So when you hold onto the past then you,
Will break down what little is left.
There's nothing more you can't ignore,
And say it makes no difference to me.
Duck Dodgers and the Martian Queen manage to escape in time for the ship to explode. The world is now safe forever from the evil Dr. Cyber as Duck Dodgers made it to earth. Both worlds of Earth and Mars gave thanks to Duck Dodgers by giving him a medal for “HERO OF THE CENTURY!” And the Martian Queen gave him a kiss.
Duck: The title is nice. But what about the next century hmm?
Tops: It makes no difference,
It makes no difference to me,
It makes no difference,
It makes no difference to me
Duck: Thank you!
Back to the present at the Heavenly World King Archery confronts the Tops.
King Archery: Well boys I have this to say. * Gives a thumbs up* YEAH!
The Tops struck a heroic pose.
Tops: MISSION COMPLETE!
While Cadet is checking the screens, Duck, as usual, is admiring himself in a mirror.
Duck: Hey Cadet which sides do you thinks is my best side? The left or the right?
Cadet: * jokingly* Oh I say the b-b-b-b-back side sir.
Duck: Very funny I…hmm? * Tries to check out his backside of his head* Say I think he’s right it is a pretty good backside.
Suddenly they get a call from Dr. I.Q. Hi who came up with an urgent message on the viewing monitor.
Dr. I. Q. Hi: Dodgers thank goodness I found you.
Duck: Oh is it because I’m the universe greatest hero? That my mad skills are beyond compare? That I am the bravest of all Space Captains?
Dr. I. Q. Hi: No it’s because all the other captains are on the retreat and you’re the only one available, Lord help us all, anyways we just receive word that a new evil villain has emerge and is on his way to your section.
Duck: Who is that?
Dr. I. Q. Hi: Dr. Cyber he was once our research scientist for high-tech equipments and robotic weaponry. But he became obsessed with robots and has turned himself into an all-powerful cyborg. When we trail him for illegally stealing our technology for his evil purpose of turning everyone into robots. He vowed revenge and has escaped from us. No one has heard from him for over 20 years until now.
Cadet: G-g-g-gulp I heard about h-h-h-h-him sir. W-w-what has he been doing after all these y-y-y-y-years?
They gotten their answer when a giant robotic ship appears before earth. In the pilot seat is Dr. Cyber; his face is half flesh and half robot as the rest of his body is cybernetic. He spoke in a mechanical voice that sends shivers of fear down to even the bravest of heroes.
Dr. Cyber: Attention puny earth and mars planets. I am Dr. Cyber I have kidnapped the Martian Queen from Mars and now both of your planets shall be under my command. The future belongs to the machines as I see fit. In other words all of your bases are belong to us. But I have a proposition for you; if one of earth’s heroes can save the Martian Queen and defeat my robotic army I will surrender and be offline forever.
Duck: Oh yeah? Well who is stupid enough to risk his life against a planet size spaceship to save the Martian Queen?
Suddenly he had gotten his answer when a beam from Dr. Cyber’s ship zapped Dodgers and beamed him aboard.
Duck: * weakly* Oh…
He looks up at the viewing screen and saw the Martian Queen held captive by Dr. Cyber.
Martian Queen: You might as well give up now. My love Duck Dodgers will single handily defeat you, you awful brute.
Dr. Cyber: Seriously what do you see in that puny feathers of flesh?
Martian Queen: He makes me laugh.
Dr. Cyber: Ah data compute. Now Dodgers I hope you had a good life because this will be your last moment.
Duck Dodgers look around and saw that giant robotic warriors surround him.
Duck: YIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I’m gonna die. I need…. HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!
At the Heavenly World King Archery of the Intergalactic Angels saw the whole thing.
King Archery: The Tops song mission are GO!
The Tops hop aboard a time machine and travel into the future. They leap out and landed in front of Duck Dodgers dress as the Blues Brothers.
Tops: HEY! Mission: From Future Zero to Hero.
Duck: WAH! I got to save myself…okay; okay I’ll save the universe and the Queen too.
Tops: Are you ready?
Duck: YEAH!
Tops: 3…2…1 GO!
You're running fast and missing but cannot help
convincing.
The reasons you gave me are all wearing thin.
It's not meant to hurt you but let me assure,
It's not what I said but intentions you've read.
Duck Dodgers leaped over some robots and pull out his blasters. He manages to succeed in blowing off their heads but a bigger robot warrior grabbed him. Duck Dodgers look up at a water pipe and blasted it with his blasters. The water short-circuited the robot causing it to rust and fall to pieces.
Martian Queen: He did it!
Dr. Cyber: CURSES! I thought I made that one waterproof.
Duck: Now to find the Queen.
Tops: So when you hold onto the past then you
Will break down what little is left.
There's nothing more you can't ignore,
And say it makes no difference to me.
Duck Dodgers made it the lair of Dr. Cyber where he sees the villain with the Martian Queen held captive. Dr. Cyber unleashes a giant fighting robot at Dodgers but the heroic duck quickly grabbed some cable wires and wrapped them around the robots legs. Causing it to trip and fell on the main controls.
Dr. Cyber: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Duck Dodgers leaped over Dr. Cyber and snatched the Martian Queen. He activated his Jet pack and flew away.
Martian Queen: My hero.
Duck: All in the days work.
Dr. Cyber: I’m not defeated yet puny flesh bag. I activate the self-destruct. You will never escape.
Duck: Never say never! Seriously that’s a bit of a downer.
Tops: Now that you're older life's weighing on your
shoulders.
You can't seem to keep things so perfectly straight.
With most things so basic you might as well face it.
You can't help but worry it's all just begun
So when you hold onto the past then you,
Will break down what little is left.
There's nothing more you can't ignore,
And say it makes no difference to me.
Duck Dodgers and the Martian Queen manage to escape in time for the ship to explode. The world is now safe forever from the evil Dr. Cyber as Duck Dodgers made it to earth. Both worlds of Earth and Mars gave thanks to Duck Dodgers by giving him a medal for “HERO OF THE CENTURY!” And the Martian Queen gave him a kiss.
Duck: The title is nice. But what about the next century hmm?
Tops: It makes no difference,
It makes no difference to me,
It makes no difference,
It makes no difference to me
Duck: Thank you!
Back to the present at the Heavenly World King Archery confronts the Tops.
King Archery: Well boys I have this to say. * Gives a thumbs up* YEAH!
The Tops struck a heroic pose.
Tops: MISSION COMPLETE!
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This is a gift for Kel20 who is a big Duck Dodgers fan so I figure she might like this little story.
Duck Dodgers characters copyrighted to warner bros.
Makes No Difference lyrics to Sum 41
Rest copyrighted to me.
Duck Dodgers characters copyrighted to warner bros.
Makes No Difference lyrics to Sum 41
Rest copyrighted to me.
© 2009 - 2024 Koleyl
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I know you told me not to pester you about my Tyrahnee x Duck Dodgers wedding request.
But how far stil it is done?
But how far stil it is done?