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Toppy Pan

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At the Tops warehouse headquarters the Tops along with some of their friends Lichia the cow, Hamia, Nadia, Daniel, Cassie Fox and Gundaman are all watching a classic movie "Peter Pan" on the flat screen TV. While the Tops were busy fighting over the popcorn.

Toppy: Okay boys hand over the bowl.

Boxcy: It's my turn ya mugs.

Curly: Duh pass it over all ready.

Socky: Hey dudes look out!

Toppy/Boxcy/Curly: For what?

Socky snatch the bowl and starts gobbling down the popcorn.

Socky: Made you look! Ah ha, ha, ha, ha.

Boxcy snatch the bowl and slams it on Socky's head.

Socky: Anyone up for pop?

Daniel: Hey you guys knock it off were trying to watch the film.

Gundaman: I don't mind movie nights but couldn't you at least gotten any movies with giant robots in it? Or some cool kung-fu action?

Lichia: Hey it was my turn and I want to see Peter Pan.

Cassie: I like Peter Pan it's such a cute movie.

Daniel: Been one of my faves when I was a kid.

Hamia: I just wish people would stop comparing me to Tinkerbell. I am not that small.

Lichia: Oh that reminds me I got those new clothes you wanted.

Hamia: Great.

Lichia pulls out packets of Barbie doll clothes for Hamia.

Hamia: Ah just what I need for my tennis match.

Soon the gang resumes watching the movie and all had enjoy it. Especially Toppy.

Toppy: Oh boy that was a great film. The book was okay but I think I like the movie better.

Nadia: What did you like about the movie?

Boxcy: We like it when Peter help save that Native American Princess from the evil pirates.

Curly: Duh yeah and that one captain gets chased off by that duh what did they call it? Duh Crocogater I mean and Alidile I mean that big snapping log thing that went tick, tick, tick.

Socky: Yeah and man we wish we could fly! ZOOM! WOOM! BOOM! Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Gundaman: Ah stuff like that only happens in stories and dreams. No one can fly in real life...well except for a few bird anthros but no one can fly.

Toppy: Well I sure would like to fly just like Peter Pan. I can just see it now like a...dream sequence.

(Dream Sequence starts)

We find a bedroom where Nadia is asleep in her blue nightgown. Suddenly a shadow passed by her window. Then a soft footsteps awoke Nadia. She looks around the room but could not find out what cause the noise. Thinking she was just hearing things she went back to slumber.

Meanwhile the figure reveals to be Toppy all dress in green floating next to him is Hamia dress as Tinkerbell. Toppy was flying outside the bedroom window coming in for a landing. All was well until he realizes the window was close and he crash into it. Luckily he didn't break the glass but his face was flatten.

Toppy: Next time I'll take the plane.

Toppy opens the window and crawled in quietly looking around the room.

Hamia: Toppy Pan! Toppy Pan.

Toppy: Shh hush Hamia Bell you wanna wake up the joint?

Hamia: But Toppy Pan how did you end up losing your shadow?

Toppy: Beats me I was flying around and BOOM! Just like that my shadow was gone and...ah hah!

He spots his shadow reading Nadia's diary.

Toppy: Hey drop that it's private and come back with me.

Toppy and his shadow started wrestling around. The noise woke up Nadia along with Lichia and Daniel , both whom were sleeping in their own beds spots Toppy fighting his shadow.

Toppy: Give it up! For I am Toppy T. Pan from Neverland and I out fly any shadow and man.

Daniel: How about birds?

Toppy: And birds too don't forget that...YIII! Uh...hello I'm

Lichia: A BURGLER! EEK! HELP! * Smacks Toppy with a pillow* POLICE! HELP! POLICE!

Toppy: YEAH! HELP! POLICE! MOIDER!

Nadia: STOP! He's not a burglar he's just a kid!

Toppy: Well your just a teenager.

Nadia: No I'm not I'm a young adult!

Daniel: Well what were you doing here?

Toppy: Getting my shadow back it slipped away from me. I found it flying in this room and now I'm off to Neverland.

Nadia: Neverland? What's that?

Toppy: See that second star?

Lichia: Uh...can you be more specific?

Toppy: Oh it's the second star to the right, by the big dipper next to the little one with a big leak. See? Follow my fingers! It's a magical place where you can never grow old. Why you can be a kid again.

Nadia: Ooh I like to visit there.

Hamia: Can we?

Toppy: Sure we can take you guys. How about it?

Daniel: I heard about it. It's where Pirates roam and Mermaids swim and Native Americans play?

Toppy: That's right and speaking of which I got to hurry because according to the Fairy Kingdom a pirate by the name of Captain Hooknose has capture the princess of the Fox tribe. Princess Foxy Cassie.

Lichia: Oh can we help? PUH-LEASE!

Toppy: Okay, okay don't get all excited milkshakes. Now come we fly!

As Toppy flew out the window he flew back in to see his friends are just standing there.

Toppy: Well come on!

Nadia: How can we fly?

Toppy: Oh just think of happy thoughts like video games, flowers, candy, Christmas times, family picnics and...what else? Let see there is faith, and trust what am I missing?

Hamia whispered to Toppy what was missing.

Toppy: Ah yes of course and just a bit of pixie dust. Okay Hamia give them a good dusting.

Hamia flew around the room spreading her magical pixie dust on the trio. Soon their feet were floating off the floor.

Nadia: Hey I can fly.

Daniel: She can fly!

Lichia: He can fly!

All: We can fly!

Toppy: That's right we all can fly! Thanks to me.

Hamia: Ahem!

Toppy: And Hamia. Now then as I was saying WE FLY! OFF TO NEVERLAND!

As Toppy once more flew out the window they hear him screaming as they all look and see bits of his Peter Pan costume floating down to the ground.

Toppy: STUPID LOW FLYING JETS!

After a change of costume Toppy and the gang flew into the night sky flying all over London passing by Big Ben.

Nadia: Wow it's so beautiful.

Toppy: You ain't seen nothing yet. Now we go to the second star to the right!

As Toppy went ahead. The gang once more hear a large crash. Then Toppy flew back covered in feathers.

Toppy: My mistake it's the second star to the left.

Lichia: What happen? Where did you get the feathers?

Toppy: Migrating ducks! * Spits out some feathers*

Soon they all flew upward into the night sky where they reach high enough to touch the stars themselves. Soon they flew into one of the stars Toppy mentioned. Soon they were in Neverland where they passed over Mermaids swimming in Mermaid Lagoon. They passed by the Native Americans campsite.

Nadia: Wow! This place is so beautiful.

Toppy: And we're heading to the Lost Boys hideout right now.

They landed at an old tree where Toppy's Lost Boys are suppose to be hiding.

Toppy: CALLING ALL LOST BOYS! FRONT AND CENTER!

Minutes pass by and still no sign of the lost boys.

Lichia: So where are they?

Toppy: Don't worry they'll be here.

Five hours passed by and finally Boxcy, Curly and Socky showed up.

Toppy: Where the heck you guys been?

Boxcy: So sue us! We got lost.

Toppy: Never mind okay men what's the situation with Princess Foxy Cassie?

Curly: Duh the pirate Captain Hooknose captured her and has taken her to his ship.

Daniel: So what are we waiting for? Lets go!

Toppy: Right come along everybody. WE FLY!

Toppy flew upward but then bang his head on some tree branches. Causing him to fall back to the ground.

Toppy: Like I said come along everybody we walk!

Socky: Yeah it's much safer. Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

At the pirate's ship they hear evil laughter as the gang approaches closer and closer to the ship.

Daniel: So how many pirates are there? 20? 40?

Toppy: Nope just one.

All: ONE?

Toppy: Hey this is a low budget film? What did you expect the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Now lets get closer to Captain Hooknose.

They all quietly floated up and peered into the ship. They spot Cassie Fox dress as a Native American Princess tied to the mast as they look and saw the smallest pirate they ever seen. Despite his name he doesn't have a hook for a nose or a hand.

Nadia: That's the Captain? He looks like Yosemite Sam.

Toppy: Naw that's his cousin your talking about. He's Captain Pirate Hooknose Sam.

Captain Hooknose: Okay ya flea bitten red fur coyote. Tell me where Toppy Pan is or I'll make you walk the plank.

Cassie: Never you little shrimp.

Captain Hooknose: SHRIMP? OOOOH I HATES BEING CALLED SHRIMP! No one talks to me like that. I am Captain Hooknose the blood thirstiest cut'em firstiest, most fearsomeist pirate that ever sails the six seas. I'm still working on trying to find the seventh one. Now tell me where that scaly blue three-horn galoot is or the only happy camping grounds you will ever been will be six feet above you in a wooden box.

As he points his finger at Cassie she bite his finger.

Captain Hooknose: EYOW! OOOOOH I HATES FINGER BITING FOXES!

Cassie: Oh you hate everything.

Captain Hooknose: This your last chance you varmint tell me or...

Toppy: Hold it Hooknose I'm right behind you.

He turns around to see Toppy and the gang behind him.

Hooknose: GREAT HORNED TOADS! I've been shanghaied. But still I got you at last Toppy Pan now prepared to meet your maker.

Toppy: Hey leave the animators out of this.

Daniel: Hey we all take him easy he's a midget.

Suddenly a gunshot fired over his head cutting off three inches of fur. They look and see Captain Hooknose has guns in his hands.

Boxcy: Yeah but he's well armed.

Hooknose: Okay you varmints DRAW YOUR WEAPONS!

They all took out pieces of paper and started swords, guns and other silly items.

Hamia: Hows mine?

Curly: Duh looks nice.

Boxcy: I think yours really stands out Lichia.

Lichia: Why thank you!

Daniel: I think mine needs more details.

Socky: Oh man it's perfect.

Nadia: Very nice.

Toppy: What you think Captain?

Hooknose: Hey those are pretty nice. You know folks I fancy myself an artist too. Let me show you.

Hooknose took out his piece of paper and started drawing with Lichia looking over his shoulder.

Hooknose: Quit looking over my shoulder ya hamburger factory. It bothers me...there finish. So what you think?

They all took a look at Hooknose drawing.

All: Hmm...uh-huh...hmm...yeah...oh yeah. Uh-huh...It stinks!

Hooknose: WHAT? OOOOOOOH! I'LL KEEL HAUL YOU ALL FOR THIS!

Hooknose starts shooting his guns in the air as the gang flew around the skies to get away. He chased Nadia to one of the doors that leads inside the ship. As he opens the door he spots Nadia escaping out of the others doors on the upper deck and into the other door. He went up to that door and spots Nadia exiting out of the bottom doors and into the other one. He went down there and once more Nadia exits the other door nearly bumping into him and went upstairs to the upper doors.

He went to the door where Nadia shut herself and slowly opens the door.

Hooknose: GOTCHA! Huh?

He spots a cannon which blasted off covering him in soot.

Hooknose: I hates cannons.

Lichia: Moo-hoo! Mister Pirate!

Lichia's head was sticking out of one of the cannons portholes. Hooknose crawl to the side of the ship as she shuts the small window door behind her. He opens it up and gets blasted by a cannon. Lichia sticks her head out of another cannon port.

Lichia: Over here red beard.

Hooknose rush over to that porthole and gets blasted by another cannon.

Lichia: * Whistles* Oh Captain!

As she shuts the window door behind her. Hooknose uses his sword to carefully prop it up to see if another cannon was there. There was no cannon except for the one that stuck out of the port over him and blasted him.

Hooknose: * Stomps around in anger* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Hooknose climbed back on his boat to be greeted by the Tops as they stood on each others shoulders as Toppy as the high man. Dress in a tall pirates robe wearing a pirates hat on his head.

Hooknose: YIPES! Captain Bligh. SIR!

Toppy: Mister Christen. Look at you a disgrace to the navy! This is mutiny Mister Christen! Mutiny that is. Avast ya swab! Hoist the anchor! Swab the poop deck, set the sails!

Hooknose: AYE-AYE SIR!

Toppy: Storm the missen mast! Set the yard arms, polish the knobs and clean the whistles! Ha, ha, ha, hah! What a dork!

Hooknose suddenly realize he's been trick as he looks at Toppy eye-to-eye.

Toppy: Uh-oh! Okay men about face! Forward...SCRAM!

The Tops rush over to the mast where Daniel just untied Cassie.

Cassie: Thanks quickly up to the crows nest.

Daniel lifted Cassie up as everyone floated to the crows nest in safety.

Hooknose: Come down from there you varmints or I'm a coming up there.

Tops: AH GO TAKE A LONG WALK ON A SHORT PLANK!

Hooknose was angry as he paces back and forth. He looks and saw a barrel, a board and an anvil. Which gave him an idea.

He sets up the barrel and board together like a teeter-totter and holds up the anvil in his arms as he stood on the lowered part of the board. He tosses the small anvil on the upper part of the board and it sprung him upward like a missile. But he bang his head on the crows nest and ended up falling back on the board which sprung the anvil right on top of him.

Soon the gang floated back down as Hooknose greet them with a sword.

Hooknose: Now I got you all ya flea-bitten bush-wacking varmints.

Toppy: Hey just a minute you! Them is fighting words.

Hooknose: Yeah them is fighting words.

Daniel: * Makes a line with his foot* We dare you to step across that line!

Hooknose: Okay I'm a stepping.

Hooknose stepped over the line. Both Toppy and Daniel kept making more lines daring him to keep stepping over them. Hooknose kept on stepping over the lines until they reach to the edge of the ship.

Toppy: Okay tough guy let see you step over this line.

Hooknose: I will! EYOW!

Hooknose stepped over the line and fall into the water. He climbs back on the ship banging the water out of his ears.

Hooknose: I hates them varmints.

Hooknose saw the gang over by the doorway that leads to the powder room.

Hooknose: Okay you talking animal galoots! I'll give you all one more chance to surrender and...

Lichia tossed in a lighted match into the powder room.

Hooknose: OH NO!

Hooknose rush into the powder room and quickly came back with the match.

Hooknose: Ya crazy idgit cow! What ya trying to do? Blow us to smithereens?

Cassie tossed in a lighted match into the powder room.

Hooknose: NOOOOOO!

He rush into the powder room and came back out with the match in hand.

Hooknose: Ya blige rats. If any of you does that once more! I ain't a going after it!

This time they all lit matches and tossed them into the powder room.

Hooknose: Oh no!

Soon the gang flew away in safety as Hooknose rush in to put out the matches. But he didn't make in time as his ship blew up. Sending him flying upward into the sky as he lands in the water.

Hooknose: Well blast their scuppers! I'll get them for this. The only thing that could make this worse if some giant crocodile was after me...hey what's that? Ticking? Hey whose clock is running?

Toppy: You might want to ask him Captain!

He turns around to see a giant crocodile making the ticking nose, due to the clock he swallowed, licking it's lips as it eyes the captain.

Hooknose: YIPES! HELP! GET AWAY YA LUGGAGE! HELP! SAVE ME! AHHHHHHH!

Captain Hooknose started running on water in fear as the crocodile gave chase!

Everyone cheered as the evil Pirate was gone for good as they all land on Neverland shores.

Toppy: Once more the evil pirate has been defeated and the Princess is save. Thanks to us.

As Toppy bends over the seat of his pants ripped open.

Toppy: YIPES! WARDROBE!

(End of Dream Sequence)

Toppy and his brothers were laying in their hammocks in their bedroom. Toppy could not go to sleep as Nadia came in to check on the Tops.

Nadia: Hey little guy. Can't sleep?

Toppy: Yeah I guess the movie made me wish I could really fly just like Peter Pan...not the one from the peanut butter company the good one from the movies. Man I wish I could see a real fairy to help me fly.

Nadia: Ah that's cute but it was just a movie.

Toppy: I know. Good night Nadia.

Nadia: * Gives him a kiss* Good night.

As she closes the door behind her. Toppy saw something in the window. He walks to the window and watches the bright yellow glow gets brighter and brighter. Then reveals itself to be Tinkerbell as she waved hello.

Toppy: Huh? Hey! Tink! Are you here to grant my wish?

Tinkerbell gave a nod as she flew in and spread her pixie dust over Toppy. He started flying as he looks up and saw Peter Pan himself.

Peter Pan: Hey there Toppy. I need your help to save Wendy from Captain Hook!

Toppy: I'll be glad to help! Neverland here I come!

As Toppy flew upward Peter and Tinkerbell heard him scream in pain as bits of Toppy's clothes fell to earth.

Toppy: STUPID LOW FLYING JETS!

The End.
This idea for a Toppy Parody wa given to me by Gundaman and this is part of a thank-you gift for Leinad56 for his nice little cover art gift for one of my stories.

Lichia, Nadia, and Daniel copyrighted to Lieinad56.

Cassie and Gundaman copyrighted to Gundaman.

The Tops copyrighted to me.

The Yosamite Sam look-alike character copyrighted to Warner Bros.

Tinkerbell and Peter Pan copyrighted to Disney.
© 2010 - 2024 Koleyl
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Coraleana's avatar
very cool Tops version of the Peter Pan story.^^
XD And I love the ending.